One of my Top 3 Writers
worth reading every time has a hilarious article on reforming Team USA Basketball.
USA Basketball should have put Keon Clark on the team:
"Keon isn't a bad head case, either ... he's a fun head case, the kind of guy who gets arrested for marijuana possession right as his agent is trying to land him a $40 million free-agent deal. Doesn't make him a bad basketball player. And the pot jokes could have been flying for three straight weeks. Good times."